i went to a car wash today after my $10 inspection

because my car hasnt been washed since the summer,

and you could just imagine, my barry white was turning the

actual color of the barry white.

anywho,

it was the weirdest thing ever....

it was just this empty building and you put coins,

which was a pain in the ass because i didnt realize it

was quaters only and i had to go through my car to find $1.50.

so you put the money into this slot in the wall

and this gun looking thing starts squirting green shit...

what this green shit was.... idk.

it was like a mixture of soap and wax

and it stunk.

I got it on my hands and it turned them yellow,

so it looks like i use self tanner, which is always fun.

but anyway, i squirted this green shit everywhere, then the timer was up,

so i decided to take the brush and rub it around,

because it seemed like soap.

so i did and my car looked so gross, and i was out of coins....

so i walked around the creepy place and found a coin machine.

fab!

not.

it didnt even work. it wouldnt take my money. no matter how i put it in, it started to take it, then spit it out

since

i couldnt drive away with the green stuff all over barry,

i went into my trunk and dug through the "good luck money"

mary told me never to touch.

then i put in another $1.50 for 4 fuckin minutes,

which is absolutely not enough time to wash a car,

and water came out of the gun this time.

so i hosed it down and barry sparkled.

that green shit was amazing.

he looks so hot again :)

im glad it worked,

because i would

be beyond

pissed

if

it

did

not.