http://www.sphere.com/2009/11/03/70-percent-of-young-americans-are-unfit-for-military-duty

according to this article,

75% of us (17-24yr olds)

cannot serve in the US military.

the number one reason?

WE ARE OVERWEIGHT

one question:

where are all of these massively fat

high school seniors and college students?

i can tell you, i see very very little in Alfred.

there's one very fat girl in my business classes,

thats it.

out of the 80 of us first year students in the

Olin School of Business,

one is too fat to run.

are a couple of fat kids anything new in america?

that one girl is dramatically effecting our military statics?

and what is even worse,

they are complaining we are too violent!

YOU KILL PEOPLE AND MAKE MONEY FROM IT.

the people in charge have their heads up some one's ass.

they find something anyone can understand and run with it,

ex:

Common knowledge:

fat

everyone knows what fat is.

the 6 year old girl in Manhattan,

the 39 year old man in Texas,

and

the 15 year old boy in L.A..

fat is fat is fat is fat.

we all know what fat is.

Problem:

Our military sucks and cant win a war against dirt poor people.

Solution:

Blame it on something everyone can understand, FAT.

this is a perfect plan too,

because in order to fix future fat generations,

we must work on it through many years, as they are getting older,

it gives them time.

oh red white & blue.

when are you going to wake up?